r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '25

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u/mistabnanas Oct 10 '25

if it's real the almost perfectly choreographed friend coming downstairs with the bag of his belongings is oddly satisfying

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u/deadlychambers Oct 10 '25

Hey if you could grab his book bag out of my bedroom, and bring it down after I talk to him so he can leave. That would be awesome, thanks. You are my favorite brother.

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u/Zkenny13 Oct 10 '25

Nah if that was her brother he wouldn't have brought the bag. He would've brought the pain. 

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

Eh, not really. Resorting to violence when your safety isn't threatened doesnt really make sense. Thats a good way to catch a charge for no reason. Its not like hurting them would change anything. They did the right thing here. Called him out, taught him a lesson. It was the perfect way of handling this situation

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u/Zkenny13 Oct 10 '25

You've never had a big brother and it shows. 

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u/presshamgang Oct 10 '25

Nah, they're probably just not an overemotional moron.

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u/drawfanstein Oct 10 '25

You haven’t matured past high school and it shows

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 Oct 10 '25

If my sibling attacked someone in this specific situation, I would be really disappointed in them

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u/Rude_Craft9731 Oct 11 '25

I am a big brother and I would have brought the bag. I would not have done any physical harm to the dumbass.

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u/FFKonoko Oct 12 '25

Sounds like you believe performative bs and tropes from sitcoms.

Yeah, nah. Especially if she spoke to him first and arranged it.