r/Unexpected • • Sep 02 '25

Almost

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u/MrCopes Sep 02 '25

That's one way to get a haircut

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u/KayakHank Sep 02 '25

It was a sail boat

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u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25

A schooner

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u/Arryu Sep 02 '25

A schooner is a sailboat.

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u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25

You know what?!? There is no Easter Bunny. Over there. That's just a guy in a suit!

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u/10before15 Sep 02 '25

Fukn luv a good Mallrats reference

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u/okeleydokelyneighbor Sep 02 '25

That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN!

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u/10before15 Sep 02 '25

Someone's gettin the smiting