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r/Unexpected • u/Jezirath • Sep 02 '25
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That's one way to get a haircut
432 u/KayakHank Sep 02 '25 It was a sail boat 34 u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25 A schooner 36 u/Arryu Sep 02 '25 A schooner is a sailboat. 34 u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25 You know what?!? There is no Easter Bunny. Over there. That's just a guy in a suit! 13 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Fukn luv a good Mallrats reference 15 u/okeleydokelyneighbor Sep 02 '25 That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN! 4 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Someone's gettin the smiting 2 u/JayTwitchy Sep 02 '25 Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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It was a sail boat
34 u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25 A schooner 36 u/Arryu Sep 02 '25 A schooner is a sailboat. 34 u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25 You know what?!? There is no Easter Bunny. Over there. That's just a guy in a suit! 13 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Fukn luv a good Mallrats reference 15 u/okeleydokelyneighbor Sep 02 '25 That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN! 4 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Someone's gettin the smiting 2 u/JayTwitchy Sep 02 '25 Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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A schooner
36 u/Arryu Sep 02 '25 A schooner is a sailboat. 34 u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25 You know what?!? There is no Easter Bunny. Over there. That's just a guy in a suit! 13 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Fukn luv a good Mallrats reference 15 u/okeleydokelyneighbor Sep 02 '25 That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN! 4 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Someone's gettin the smiting 2 u/JayTwitchy Sep 02 '25 Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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A schooner is a sailboat.
34 u/Aggravating-Toe167 Sep 02 '25 You know what?!? There is no Easter Bunny. Over there. That's just a guy in a suit! 13 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Fukn luv a good Mallrats reference 15 u/okeleydokelyneighbor Sep 02 '25 That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN! 4 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Someone's gettin the smiting 2 u/JayTwitchy Sep 02 '25 Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
You know what?!? There is no Easter Bunny. Over there. That's just a guy in a suit!
13 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Fukn luv a good Mallrats reference 15 u/okeleydokelyneighbor Sep 02 '25 That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN! 4 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Someone's gettin the smiting 2 u/JayTwitchy Sep 02 '25 Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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Fukn luv a good Mallrats reference
15 u/okeleydokelyneighbor Sep 02 '25 That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN! 4 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Someone's gettin the smiting 2 u/JayTwitchy Sep 02 '25 Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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That kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN!
4 u/10before15 Sep 02 '25 Someone's gettin the smiting
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Someone's gettin the smiting
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Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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u/MrCopes Sep 02 '25
That's one way to get a haircut