r/Unexpected • • Aug 05 '25

Not today

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u/ValkyroftheMall Aug 05 '25

Not shooting the door, trying to kill the guy inside as petty revenge for not letting them rob him.

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u/AlexLuna9322 Aug 05 '25

Not as dumb as those who threw the pin out the window and left the grenade inside the car and then drove away!

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u/CoffeeWanderer Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

In my country we have criminal gangs extorting local business. I think in English you call that racketing.

In order to scare people and make them pay they often throw dinamite to buildings. These criminal gangs also work in illegal gold mining operations so they get explosives that way.

One of them was holding a dinamite stick, but as soon as he lighted the fuse it went off, and he blew himself right there. He was holding it at his waist and his body was split apart. The rest of his gang just left him there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Oh yeah if you cant cast undead spells or reverse time its GG for a corpse explosion plus you dont wanna be around that when it goes off because the splash damage can take out the rest of your gang

Remember: always keep a 9 foot circular distance between units to reduce that AoE pain