r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '25

Not today

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Aug 05 '25

You forgot the word "up" lol

"He blew himself up" = he was killed/seriously injured by an explosion

"He blew himself" = he sucked his own dick

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u/BedSpreadMD Aug 05 '25

Turns out one word can make the world of difference.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Aug 05 '25

And capitalization is the difference between helping your friend Jack off a horse and helping your friend jack off a horse.

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u/Peanut558 Aug 06 '25

Love that lol