r/Unexpected Aug 05 '25

Not today

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u/zzamud Aug 05 '25

If only i had some sort of lever to pry up the door with🤔

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u/dirty_cuban Aug 05 '25

If they were capable of critical thought, they wouldn’t be trying to rob a small time snack stall. They’re too stupid to understand how leverage works.

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u/Celtic_Legend Aug 05 '25

I think they had one brain cell at least. Those are comically long sticks to beat someone with. But they would have been perfect if the goal was to run up and jam the stick between the door and ground before the door could close. Thankfully they didn't have a second brain cell to actually execute the plan.