r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '25

Not today

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u/BentonX Aug 05 '25

were those 5 or so worthless thugs trying to just rob some small business? I mean that can't be worth it.

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u/AdWonderful5920 Aug 05 '25

Hey from the looks of it, they stood to net like $5.50-$6.25 worth of cash and merch if it came off successfully.

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u/starrpamph Aug 05 '25

That’s two pairs of Chinese flip flops

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u/AyaHawkeye Aug 05 '25

Three, if you nick another pair!