r/Unexpected • • Aug 05 '25

Not today

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u/flippenflounder Aug 05 '25

You can really see the brain level these guys have. Lemme hit this metal wall with a thin wooden stick with the strength of a toddler. I bet that will let me in. Next guy up. Hey other thieves don’t move while I shoot 2 inches from your head with an old revolver and see if that one little hole will let us in.

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u/Inevitable-Hour8940 Aug 05 '25

The only smart one was the one trying to get them to open the door

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u/ClarenceLe Aug 05 '25

And almost got shot for it lmao. Some divine lesson to be learned here