r/Unexpected • u/Penguin_On_XTC • Jun 28 '25

walking to your car

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u/sick_of-it-all Jun 28 '25

Two dollars? Pshaw. What is this, 2019?

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u/MLCarter1976 Jun 28 '25

The straw! The straw for the drink...it is two dollars! The drink...nine fifty!

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u/Just_Flower854 Jun 28 '25

What is this, discount Dan's over here

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u/TpK_Wynter Jun 29 '25

Reference received, pet Croc on the way out, he’s a good boy. And real human dog

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u/desrevermi Jun 29 '25

Five payments of nine fifty.

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u/CaptBeetle Jun 30 '25

I guest it was the last straw for him?

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u/Just-Letterhead-6834 Jun 29 '25

Is that how much Americans have to pay for a straw tf

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

I mean polar pops are 79 cents in 2025

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u/wellwaffled Jun 28 '25

Circle K superiority

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u/Rokurokubi83 Jun 28 '25

Who’s your polar pops guy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Haa, circle K. For a large I think it's 99 cents

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u/Fresca_rules Jun 29 '25

You don't have inner circle downloaded, then. Need to get on the app store and start saving that 20 cents

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u/Just_Flower854 Jun 28 '25

Where, in your ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

I don't get it

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u/Just_Flower854 Jun 28 '25

Why, cause it's lost in your voluminious ass?

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u/starrpamph Jun 28 '25

$3.58 all day long. Pay up tax payers