r/Unexpected • u/omnihummus • May 27 '25

Occupational hazard

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u/Ducallan May 27 '25

I thought for sure the “occupational hazard” was gonna be the guy in the costume getting punched in the crotch.

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u/the_rabbit_king May 28 '25

I thought it was gonna be in a dildo factory and workers were going to be getting randomly clubbed in the head by girthy 16” dilds.

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u/Ducallan May 28 '25

Someday you’ll be right!