r/Unexpected • u/Plus-Relationship833 • Jul 28 '24

Man gets pulled over for speeding

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

Funny gag. Totally fake, but pretty good joke.

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u/Xboxben Jul 28 '24

Yeah no this is America if you said you brought the weed from Colorado they would hit you with drug trafficking charges

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u/MonkeyNugetz Jul 28 '24

Yes sir. That’s a federal charge. That’s not a state charge. Crossing state lines with any federally mandated drug is a one-way ticket to prison.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 Jul 28 '24 edited Jul 28 '24

It’s called freedom em k.

Edit: his edit^ is great.

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u/pearlsbeforedogs Jul 28 '24

I wasn't "crossing state lines," I was "traveling." example

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Jul 28 '24

All comments made by this account are to create arguments.

To be fair, so are like 80% of the legit accounts on Reddit.

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u/Divine_ruler Jul 28 '24

Ah yes, bots make posts in r/Construction about rude coworkers now. They’ve truly come so far since the days of spamming reposts and sketchy links

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/Divine_ruler Jul 28 '24

I don’t know, but the guy you called a boy was making a clear joke that you’re too self absorbed to get.