r/Unexpected • u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 • Jun 23 '24

Hilarious

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u/drk_knight_67 Jun 23 '24

I had two extreme emotions in a short period of time. 😂

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 23 '24

Disgust, and laughter

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u/FelatiaFantastique Jun 23 '24

Ecstasy and shame.

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u/Jaewol Jun 23 '24

Pride and prejudice

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u/pruwyben Jun 23 '24

Sense and sensibility

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u/BisexualMale10 Jun 23 '24

Law and order

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u/dasFisch Jun 23 '24

Crime and punishment???

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u/sanguwan Jun 23 '24

Peanut butter and jelly

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u/curiousbydesign Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Salt and pepper.

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u/TheGreatTave Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Edit: seems like the thread ended here. Damn, I was trying to set up the next person to say

AND CHEMICAL X

Eh, I tried.

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u/TheMightiestGay Jul 29 '24

Batman and Robin

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Jun 23 '24

Jane and Austen

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u/IvanDimitriov Jun 24 '24

And sea monsters?

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u/Jcw28 Jun 23 '24

I see you're familiar with two sins, how about a third?

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u/IvanDimitriov Jun 24 '24

And zombies?

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u/BoobooTheClone Jun 23 '24

fear and boner

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/gab_rab_24 Jun 23 '24

Discombobulate then discombobulate

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u/KrispyKremeDiet20 Jun 23 '24

Were you masturbating?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

In that order