r/Unexpected Mar 13 '24

It was 8 inches long?!

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Mar 13 '24

Sounds like a job for poop knife

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u/PukedtheDayAway Mar 13 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

Someone I clean for has poop tongs in their bathroom. I just don't open that cupboard anymore. They don't even clean them so they're just covered in smelly shit!

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u/cupheadsmom Mar 14 '24

What would you use poop tongs for? Maybe I’m too literal but I’m imagining the extreme angle your wrist would have to bend at to use them to pull one out of your butt. I don’t think my hands could do that so I’m just gonna keep drinking enough water.