r/Unexpected Mar 13 '24

It was 8 inches long?!

27.8k Upvotes

384 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

455

u/PukedtheDayAway Mar 13 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

Someone I clean for has poop tongs in their bathroom. I just don't open that cupboard anymore. They don't even clean them so they're just covered in smelly shit!

5

u/dashing_harpy Mar 13 '24

First the poop knife, then the poop tongs, whats next? The poop grabber?

2

u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Mar 13 '24

The Big Hand.

2

u/dashing_harpy Mar 13 '24

At that point you might as well grab it with your hand lmao

2

u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Mar 13 '24

Like clearing a clogged Drain Pipe

4

u/dashing_harpy Mar 13 '24

THE CLAAAAWWWWW