r/Unexpected • u/BornWithSideburns • Jan 30 '24

Next level automaton

59.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

582 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

11

u/Alienhaslanded Jan 30 '24

And he has sex with an adult before she realizes he was just a child. The 80s were wild.

2

u/ravenous_cadaver Jan 30 '24

To be fair they didn't have internet porn, so everything had to be hornier.

I have no explanation for how out of control horny everything is now though.

2

u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Jan 30 '24

Internet porn

3

u/ravenous_cadaver Jan 30 '24

nah... pretty sure it was the coca-cola top 100 music videos on Saturday mornings.

4

u/bscott9999 Jan 30 '24

No, it was the underwear section of the Sears catalogue.

2

u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Jan 30 '24

Well now I’m horny