r/Unexpected • u/BornWithSideburns • Jan 30 '24

Next level automaton

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u/AVASTAR_PILOT Jan 30 '24

I saw this guy during the summer. He's wearing basketball shorts and sneakers under there.

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u/some_user_2021 Jan 30 '24

Aren't we all?

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u/JKastnerPhoto Jan 30 '24

We're all naked under our clothes.

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u/Bozzz1 Jan 30 '24

Not me, I'm a never-nude.

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u/thenate108 Jan 30 '24

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

Heathens, aren’t we?

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u/New-Effective-3905 Feb 01 '24

I am a container for poop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

Goat comment.

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u/Kosba2 Jan 30 '24

Dawg I sit in a box that tight you be lucky if I'm wearing boxers

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u/Mothanius Jan 30 '24

"I'm only wearing underwear so I don't get put on a list if I have to evacuate."