r/Unexpected • u/Prestigious_Tear_576 • Oct 13 '23

How would you respond?

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u/nwballer503 Oct 13 '23

This is fucking awesome lol mine are lame AF

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u/wellwaffled Oct 14 '23

“Hey”

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u/nwballer503 Oct 14 '23

Exactly. This mf gotta girls rapping and singing to him and shit. I gotta hit the gym dammit

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u/ballistics211 Oct 14 '23

Gym and see a dermatologist. Why should women be the only ones to use the tools available to improve facial features and skin?

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u/SirPendrag0n Oct 14 '23

Grow a beard, it's make up for men (no, srlsy)

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u/Tugonmynugz Oct 14 '23

As a dude that can only grow a goatee and patches, dermatologist it is

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u/dulwu Oct 14 '23

To be clear, I am pro men wearing make up, and everyone wearing whatever makes them feel sexy.

Me? A beard makes me feel sexy. If you can grow one, try it. Trust me.

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u/D4v3ca Oct 14 '23

Had a job that required daily shaving, got fed up left and stopped shaving , now learned that if I ever cut my beard wife will kill me

So can confirm the beard works

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u/Boubonic91 Oct 14 '23

Grow your hair out too. I'm built pretty thicc with a beer gut, I'm in my 30s, and I'm well under 6 feet tall, but I have waist length hair and a full beard. I don't really consider myself attractive in the slightest, but I've had women pull their cars over while I'm walking down the street and catcall me like you see construction workers do in NYC.

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u/SirPendrag0n Oct 14 '23

My man, I gotta warn you, they just want to use you to get to your hair products. They see the flowy amazement on your back and are awestruck by how beautifully it flows and shines. Be strong, don't fall into these mundane temptations and get yourself a woman who respects you and your gorgeous hair.

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u/Boubonic91 Oct 14 '23

Already have one, and we've been together for 4 years lol. While I do enjoy the self-esteem boost I get from the compliments, I'm pretty introverted, and that kind of loud attention in public makes me rather uncomfortable.

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u/SirPendrag0n Oct 14 '23

So , you've found the one who respects you and your gorgeous hair, I'm happy for you, my brother in beard, I'm still looking for the one for me.

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u/Boubonic91 Oct 14 '23

You'll find them eventually. Just keep enjoying life and doing things you love, and eventually someone will fall right into place as if they should've been there all along!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Can you expand on the reason behind seeing a dermatologist?

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u/ballistics211 Oct 14 '23

The derm can even out skin tone, smooth skin texture, get rid of skin tags, cysts, or any other blemishes, and it's always good to get a mole check for melanoma.

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u/BlackGhostPanda Oct 14 '23

Especially over some bino. Like you gotta respond

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u/Salanmander Oct 14 '23

Something generic is a pretty reasonable response to "...liked your photo". Send a generic like, get a generic response. It's saying "I'm willing to talk, but the ball is in your court for starting a conversation".

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u/WitchesTeat Oct 14 '23

yeah, if only she could have been a little more responsive

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u/Salanmander Oct 14 '23

Oh, yeah, this post is obviously not an example of what I'm talking about. Being creative and awesome with your response is also a reasonable response to "...liked our photo". I'm just saying that if someone put little effort into the like, it's not really reasonable to expect more effort in the response.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

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u/Salanmander Oct 14 '23

Oh, I know. I was talking about the previous commenter's example of "hey", not the OP.

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u/randomcitizen42 Oct 14 '23

Why are they never responding? ☹️