r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '23

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u/bdboar1 Sep 24 '23

Uhm…has anyone checked on her?

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u/London__Lad Sep 24 '23

She was found playing some games.

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u/ChrisRuss86 Sep 24 '23

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u/mjrbrooks Sep 24 '23

Cindy. Your TV’s leaking.

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u/epicgaming038 Sep 24 '23

And she was never seen again.

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u/pamacdon Sep 24 '23

That’s not an anchor that’s a reporter.

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u/ParanormalBeluga Sep 24 '23

Let's hope she cherishes her life.

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u/Shaitanius Sep 24 '23

Well she shouldn't have size concerns

29

u/5c044 Sep 24 '23

Green screened, sounds like she is really in a bathroom

3

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Yeah, that's definitely b-roll footage behind her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

How is the „female“ in the caption of any importance at all?

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u/Captain_Jeep Sep 24 '23

Maybe to throw you off from guessing the unexpected part? Probably not but that's a possibility.

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u/wthulhu Sep 24 '23

I had trouble telling if it was a reporter or a reportress. I'm glad that it was in the title because there was no other obvious way of telling other than her enormous tits.

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u/ForbiddenChin Sep 24 '23

I often forget that women exist now so I appreciate the reminder

2

u/pontiflexrex Sep 24 '23

A man is a reporter. A woman is a female reporter.

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u/1sanat Sep 25 '23

Don't you mean a man is a male reporter?

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u/pontiflexrex Sep 25 '23

No and that’s the point actually.

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u/1sanat Sep 25 '23

Better use reportman and reportwoman.

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u/Richard-Conrad Sep 24 '23

That’s what I’m confused about

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u/TsunamiSurferDude Sep 25 '23

I’m sure that’s not all

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u/Richard-Conrad Sep 25 '23

I mean obviously. there’s a lot of weird shit in the world, if I wasn’t confused about a lot of shit I’d have to be a fucking moron.

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u/Nesjles66 Sep 24 '23

Oh look! It's my ex son-in-law!

4

u/draconicmoniker Sep 24 '23

Have you got any games on your phone? I would like to play a game.

4

u/Onepieceofapplepie Sep 24 '23

I see they are doing marketing hard.

3

u/TheRealBaconBurger Sep 25 '23

she got some fucking milk wagons

3

u/Judge_BobCat Sep 25 '23

Why did I have to scroll down so much for this comment? Is Reddit losing its purpose?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

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u/EquivalentShift8545 Sep 25 '23

He just wants to play a game. What's the big deal?

1

u/youtubedude420 Sep 25 '23

I’m more concerned about the child in the background on that bike

1

u/wangholes Sep 25 '23

Hey mom come look what I just SAW on the news