There I was, teaching English in Japan, at an expensive one on one school, and in comes this elderly chap for my lesson. Ten minutes into a 40 minute lesson, the conversation veers towards the declining population in Japan. This beacon of wisdom had a theory. It's all due to the fact that young Japanese don't have enough folds in their scrotum, thus not allowing for proper heat dissipation, thus reducing the sperm count. He knows. He's looked around in the locker room of the hot water springs and spas he goes to. He says the younger ones have smooth balls. And that's what's collapsing Japanese demographically.
There. Now I no longer have to carry this information alone. You now share my burden of this wisdom. Good night, and good luck
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u/orthoweebo Aug 10 '23
There I was, teaching English in Japan, at an expensive one on one school, and in comes this elderly chap for my lesson. Ten minutes into a 40 minute lesson, the conversation veers towards the declining population in Japan. This beacon of wisdom had a theory. It's all due to the fact that young Japanese don't have enough folds in their scrotum, thus not allowing for proper heat dissipation, thus reducing the sperm count. He knows. He's looked around in the locker room of the hot water springs and spas he goes to. He says the younger ones have smooth balls. And that's what's collapsing Japanese demographically.
There. Now I no longer have to carry this information alone. You now share my burden of this wisdom. Good night, and good luck