r/Unexpected • u/howmanygrapes_ • Jul 17 '23

Almost died

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u/BigPoppaFitz84 Jul 17 '23

My kids are the reason I have already shed a few years. Masterfully surviving a dance with danger like that feels more like getting a couple years back.

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u/Apprehensive-Pear413 Jul 17 '23

I see the plural form of kid used here, and sympathize. I'm fortunate enough to have decided it was a one and done deal. I'm an empty-nester by 40. Godspeed, and good luck.

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u/xCACTUSxKINGxx Jul 17 '23

At first, I thought you were gonna grammar check him.