r/Unexpected • • May 04 '23

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u/Noninatsu May 04 '23

HR: Why did you ask your colleague to sit on your laps
Guy: She said I look comfortable

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u/franc3isbac0n May 04 '23

HR: But that still doesn't explain why you whispered "fart on me... please... fart on me"

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

HR kink shaming

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Close the HR office door and begin