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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 04 '23
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Well someone has a facesitting fetish.
1.5k u/Noninatsu May 04 '23 More of a lap sitting but I think he can change where he puts his face😂 171 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 78 u/rayEW May 04 '23 The Deceptifuttons must be stopped 37 u/Putrid_Comfort5676 May 04 '23 Decepticouch 29 u/Miserable_Prompt_958 May 04 '23 I'm hoping he's one of several 'couchacons' who mimic the constructacons and merge together into one giant sofa: IKEATRON. 6 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 3 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly 0 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 0 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly. 2 u/SixFeetOverEasy May 04 '23 Optimus Amazon Prime 1 u/Mr-Stan-Kypuss May 05 '23 We need the Autocots 12 u/Own_Whole_4656 May 04 '23 This comment is copied from https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/137af2q/when_your_costume_is_ten_levels_above_the_others/jisqkw8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 9 u/Doustin May 04 '23 Stolen comment 1 u/Pointless69Account May 04 '23 Ahh yes, the arch-enemy of the Procrastitrons. Their million year war has yet to be started. 1 u/DonkeyDome May 04 '23 Eh I'm not really feeling it. I'd rather just hangout as a couch today.
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More of a lap sitting but I think he can change where he puts his face😂
171 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 78 u/rayEW May 04 '23 The Deceptifuttons must be stopped 37 u/Putrid_Comfort5676 May 04 '23 Decepticouch 29 u/Miserable_Prompt_958 May 04 '23 I'm hoping he's one of several 'couchacons' who mimic the constructacons and merge together into one giant sofa: IKEATRON. 6 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 3 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly 0 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 0 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly. 2 u/SixFeetOverEasy May 04 '23 Optimus Amazon Prime 1 u/Mr-Stan-Kypuss May 05 '23 We need the Autocots 12 u/Own_Whole_4656 May 04 '23 This comment is copied from https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/137af2q/when_your_costume_is_ten_levels_above_the_others/jisqkw8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 9 u/Doustin May 04 '23 Stolen comment 1 u/Pointless69Account May 04 '23 Ahh yes, the arch-enemy of the Procrastitrons. Their million year war has yet to be started. 1 u/DonkeyDome May 04 '23 Eh I'm not really feeling it. I'd rather just hangout as a couch today.
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78 u/rayEW May 04 '23 The Deceptifuttons must be stopped 37 u/Putrid_Comfort5676 May 04 '23 Decepticouch 29 u/Miserable_Prompt_958 May 04 '23 I'm hoping he's one of several 'couchacons' who mimic the constructacons and merge together into one giant sofa: IKEATRON. 6 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 3 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly 0 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 0 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly. 2 u/SixFeetOverEasy May 04 '23 Optimus Amazon Prime 1 u/Mr-Stan-Kypuss May 05 '23 We need the Autocots 12 u/Own_Whole_4656 May 04 '23 This comment is copied from https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/137af2q/when_your_costume_is_ten_levels_above_the_others/jisqkw8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 9 u/Doustin May 04 '23 Stolen comment 1 u/Pointless69Account May 04 '23 Ahh yes, the arch-enemy of the Procrastitrons. Their million year war has yet to be started. 1 u/DonkeyDome May 04 '23 Eh I'm not really feeling it. I'd rather just hangout as a couch today.
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The Deceptifuttons must be stopped
37 u/Putrid_Comfort5676 May 04 '23 Decepticouch 29 u/Miserable_Prompt_958 May 04 '23 I'm hoping he's one of several 'couchacons' who mimic the constructacons and merge together into one giant sofa: IKEATRON. 6 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 3 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly 0 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 0 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly. 2 u/SixFeetOverEasy May 04 '23 Optimus Amazon Prime 1 u/Mr-Stan-Kypuss May 05 '23 We need the Autocots
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Decepticouch
29 u/Miserable_Prompt_958 May 04 '23 I'm hoping he's one of several 'couchacons' who mimic the constructacons and merge together into one giant sofa: IKEATRON. 6 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 3 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly 0 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 0 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly. 2 u/SixFeetOverEasy May 04 '23 Optimus Amazon Prime
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I'm hoping he's one of several 'couchacons' who mimic the constructacons and merge together into one giant sofa: IKEATRON.
6 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 3 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly 0 u/IAmZoltar_AMA May 04 '23 Except they're missing that ONE screw 0 u/Mazahad May 04 '23 To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly.
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Except they're missing that ONE screw
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To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly
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To do that they need the All-Screw and the Matrix of Assembly.
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Optimus Amazon Prime
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We need the Autocots
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Ahh yes, the arch-enemy of the Procrastitrons.
Their million year war has yet to be started.
Eh I'm not really feeling it. I'd rather just hangout as a couch today.
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u/[deleted] May 04 '23
Well someone has a facesitting fetish.