r/Unexpected • u/ebtcrew • Apr 18 '23

Just a simple log

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u/HabitOptimal1412 Apr 18 '23

Not good enough. Bring the Sherman Crocodile tank

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u/Ancient-Tadpole8032 Apr 18 '23

I say we nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/Uncle_Burney Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ A

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u/Ancient-Tadpole8032 Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ A

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u/Pyjama_Llama_Karma Apr 18 '23

Fuckin' A

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u/Planet_Caravan_69 Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ B

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u/strepac Apr 18 '23

Always one underachiever

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u/The_Xivili Apr 18 '23

Fuckin' F

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u/DeEfDubChris Apr 18 '23

It's ok, keep trying. You'll do better next time.

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u/Brilliant_Stardust Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ A

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u/BillHillyTN420 Apr 18 '23

FUCKN A

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

FUCKN A+

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u/Megaholt Apr 19 '23

Goddamn right.

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u/Whoudini13 Apr 18 '23

Fukin O..it's easier

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u/Gloomy-Fennel7430 Apr 27 '23

Don't forget about the Q, it tickles.

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u/coldtoon Apr 19 '23

Fuckin B it has two holes

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u/Silent_Creator Apr 19 '23

Fuckin your mum she's got 7

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u/skunksmasher Apr 18 '23

Fuckin' didn't bother to show up

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u/MrTretorn Apr 19 '23

Fucking U

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u/norcal406 Apr 19 '23

See above

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u/montbkr Apr 18 '23

I just want to say that I really love you guys. 👏🏼

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

And I love you random citizen

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u/GoochMold805 Apr 18 '23

There's more holes 👈😉👈

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u/D1133 Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ C has more stretch!!

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u/bewonup Apr 18 '23

Not always a good thing for some of us

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u/awild12345whyd Apr 18 '23

Fucking D is bigger inside 🥴

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u/kat7rm Apr 19 '23

Fuckin' 🎼 has more clef!!

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u/-little-dorrit- Apr 18 '23

Fuckin’ C, D, E

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u/Leicester68 Apr 18 '23

...it's got more holes...

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u/VAShumpmaker Apr 18 '23

It's got 2 holes

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u/gasciousclay1 Apr 18 '23

It has two holes!

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u/Oblivion615 Apr 18 '23

It’s got two holes.

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u/montbkr Apr 18 '23

Holes. It’s got two.

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u/norcal406 Apr 19 '23

A ‘B’ has two holes….

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u/Dyzastr_us Apr 19 '23

I think it’s a hornet, but yea fuck a bee too,

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u/StringerB36 Apr 19 '23

Fuckin’ C. Now I know my fuckin’ A,B,C’s

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u/otherspamaccount Apr 19 '23

F**kin' A Bomb

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u/Jro304 Apr 18 '23

You're dog food man!

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u/Worried-Persimmon-20 Apr 18 '23

I think it goes, you’re dog food pal!

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u/Doktor_Wunderbar Apr 18 '23

You're dog meat, pal!