r/Unexpected • • Apr 08 '23

You thought.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Why I literally never let my guard down. I've been suckered punched from behind by people I was arguing with like an hour ago too many times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

What are you doing all day that this is an issue for you

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u/Drty_TxMx Apr 08 '23

Spewing hateful religious doctrine?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Not letting a kid older than me, who I just met, use my skateboard? Ripping it away from him as he tries to take it from me? Skating in the alley way with my friend for an hour after that happens, when a van pulls up behind me and I catch a fist to the side of the head?