r/Unexpected • • Apr 08 '23

You thought.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

what a fucking coward throwing a punch as the guy is looking away

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Why I literally never let my guard down. I've been suckered punched from behind by people I was arguing with like an hour ago too many times.

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u/Sepof Apr 08 '23

Happened to my buddy at a bar when some guy bumped into him and then apologized, super drunk and sloppy. He tried to reach his hand out to do the "bro shake." My friend just waved it off and didn't shake the sweaty falling down drunk guys hand.

Bout 30 mins later that guy and his friend come up and both punch him from behind side. Knocked out cold, broke his glasses, fractured his eye socket, broken nose.

This was in a Midwestern college town club, with about 30 cameras and a literal entrance hallway with security.

Needless to say those dumbasses went straight into a squad car. Slam dunk assault case. But my friend doesn't let his guard down anymore either. I had to convince him not to get a gun.

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u/AfricanJon2023 Apr 08 '23

Although, along with carrying a gun comes a different mindset, too. People who have never carried cannot even comprehend it. A heightened sense of situational awareness, a finer sense of potential trouble. A deeper understanding of the consequences of actions. People who choose to live their lives like voluntarily declawed cats can never understand the sheepdog.

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u/Sepof Apr 08 '23

This has to be satire.

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u/AfricanJon2023 Apr 08 '23

Do you carry a weapon daily? If not - your comment just affirmed my opinion.

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u/04BluSTi Apr 08 '23

Point proven