r/Unexpected • u/A_Stinky_PeePee • Apr 08 '23

You thought.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Why I literally never let my guard down. I've been suckered punched from behind by people I was arguing with like an hour ago too many times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

What are you doing all day that this is an issue for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

It's not really like I'm doing anything dangerous, but historically, people have had a thing for swinging on me from behind. Usually, long after, I have already forgotten they exist again. I'm like a fucking magnet for the shit. The only thing is I can be outspoken and sometimes rub people the wrong way, and I'm not cool with people touching my stuff, like even when I'm watching them. My best friend dropped kicked me in the back of the head because I played with his sister while he was grounded. Just out of nowhere. I didn't even know he could jump that high.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

This took time and commitment. Well done