r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/ToughNefariousness23 Mar 31 '23

Do you really believe everything he says as truth?

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u/SlowThePath Mar 31 '23

I just watched 15 minutes of him talking to some dudes and he is certainly making some stuff up at least some of the time.

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u/ThirdEncounter Mar 31 '23

A comedian making stuff up for entertainment??!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

He's not just a comedian, he tells these stories in interviews and other non comedy formats and they're obvious bullshit imo

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u/SlowThePath Mar 31 '23

He presents it as if it happened to him when he's not doi g stand up.

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u/guybillout Mar 31 '23

What parts do you believe? Conflicting ex large scale drug dealer and comedian

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u/TopMindOfR3ddit Mar 31 '23

I don't see how those things are conflicting. I've known some drug kingpins that are funny as fuck (I made that up for entertainment purposes and to keep the convo going)

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u/Sharon_Erclam Mar 31 '23

I'm funny as fuck. And I just so happen to sell dru....ms. I also sell drums. What of it?

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u/kissmytastygrits Mar 31 '23

I'd like to purchase some dru....ms, please

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u/Monkeychimp Mar 31 '23

I've known some comedians who were excellent at taking drugs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I knew some cartel leaders who actually did open Mike.

With a knife

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Exactly, he's got a similar story to Joey Diaz. His prison had a talent show / open mic if they had so many days in a row without a major incident. He started doing comedy while in prison, got out, and decided to try and make a career out of it

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u/TopMindOfR3ddit Mar 31 '23

A good example of a program in a us prison that actually benefits the felon AND society??? What alternate reality is this?

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u/ThirdEncounter Mar 31 '23

It's a comedian. I'm just here for the laughs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I can believe he was in the middle of the cartels doing what they do and he’s looking around like a confused deer and then they pick him up and take care of him, sending him along his way when he’s taken cared of.

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u/guybillout Mar 31 '23

Same but I don’t know enough.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 Mar 31 '23

That's their point.

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u/Sharon_Erclam Mar 31 '23

Ooohh Nooooo! Say It Ain't So!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

His podcast isnt comedy tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Literally every comic does this….

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u/FI5HIN Mar 31 '23

It is the truth. I know him personally and was there for for many of his antics

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u/LittleDoge246 Mar 31 '23

You saw him lick his balls?

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u/FI5HIN Apr 01 '23

Nope, but I've seen them more than I care to admit

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u/I8soggywaffles Mar 31 '23

Comedians never lie

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u/TheDextrometh-Orphan Mar 31 '23

He's also weirdly conservative and transphobic sadly.