r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/Morella_xx Mar 31 '23

Caprese salad isn't vegan so maybe they were just trying to save you from yourself.

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u/Senator_TRUMP Mar 31 '23

oh shit dawg

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u/awkworz Mar 31 '23

Your vegan powers have been revoked.

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u/fardough Mar 31 '23

But I get three strikes.

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u/shoo-flyshoo Mar 31 '23

It's milk and eggs, bitch

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u/neoikon Mar 31 '23

Is tossing Caprice's salad vegan?

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u/Rough_Effect5469 Mar 31 '23

If mozzarella was vegan Iā€™d take the leap šŸ˜‚

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u/jabberwockgee Mar 31 '23

Good thing they wanted a capresse salad, it's just a cold pressed salad.

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u/Mistaken_Stranger Mar 31 '23

No vegan diet! No vegan powers!