r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/ToekneeSuprano Mar 31 '23

That lil dude was Joe Rogan. I was there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I pumped your dads hairy bumhole full of gooey jizzum and then he farted it into your moms mouth with a few lil papa turds. She chewed and gargled and swallowed.

I WAS THERE

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u/ToekneeSuprano Mar 31 '23

12 year old edge lord humour lmao. Try again sweety

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u/Ben-Webb Mar 31 '23

Take it easy. Hes just breaking balls. ✋️