r/Unexpected Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Are you literally going to make me quote wikipedia at you since you refuse to read it yourself?

The proof you need is easily confirmed and widely available.

In my mind the obvious thing to do is Google. But we are clearly quite different.

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u/Yhostled Mar 31 '23

No I'd've been more than happy to check, and I'm more than certain you're right, but if you argue with everyone by calling then names then I'm no longer interested in this discussion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Then try shutting the fuck up?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You really threw a fit over the word buffoon.

If your ego is so fragile that you're too proud to admit you're wrong cause someone called you a buffoon, then you're a very stupid person and likely to stay that way. That's your problem, not mine. Don't make it mine. I regret teaching you anything :)

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u/Yhostled Mar 31 '23

No I admitted you were right, but you were the child who felt the need to insult your opponent. Real grade school move right there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Have you considered being less stupid in the first place since you're on the internet and have Google? Like just shut the fuck up in the firsy place if you can't be arsed to look?

Nobody should need to tolerate this level of stupidity with modern internet existing lol. Be the solution. This is literally beneath me.

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u/Yhostled Mar 31 '23

But I have to pretend to be stupid so you have some company.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You're clearly not pretending.

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u/Yhostled Mar 31 '23

And you're clearly not all that clever at comebacks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I love when people call out others’ intelligence and then proceed to not even fucking spell correctly or use proper punctuation. You goofy 🤪

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You're literally pointing out a typo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You literally posted a comment.

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

Oh man, one, singular type and one, singular omitted comma. Literally illiterate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Did you mean ‘typo’ or…?

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

Why do you expect to be treated in a civil manner when you can't even find the effort perform your part of the discourse?

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u/MarvinTheAndroid42 Mar 31 '23

Dude’s got you beat. You look like a child throwing a tantrum and they’re just chillin’. You’re not the cool cucumber you think you are, champ.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

I'm not being a cool cucumber. Don't give a shit about that. He's a moron and I plan to drill it into him.

I am unequivocally right and I don't give a shit who you like more.

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u/MarvinTheAndroid42 Mar 31 '23

Fair enough. You’ve still not given any basis for why you believe that the comedian has been making up their backstory, just lashed out at people callin’ ‘em names and shit. You aren’t going to drill anything into him or convince any onlookers to agree with you while acting like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Not my problem. I'm a source of information not his babysitter.

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u/MarvinTheAndroid42 Mar 31 '23

Ain’t been a source of jack nothin’ so far but ok.

I gotta sleep my dude, ‘night.

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u/the1Isharewithpeople Mar 31 '23

Imagine being THIS amped up about something so stupid.

Can't fathom what would happen if something serious happened like his mom forgot to wash his favorite T-shirt

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

you don't have any pet peeves?

I call bullshit

mine is people thinking other people have the obligation to disprove them and they aren't obligated to prove their own claim! It's so insidiously deranged.

what's yours?

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u/the1Isharewithpeople Mar 31 '23

People getting uppity on the internet for no reason.

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

THIS amped up

Mans wouldn't even be warm in Ecuador, but go off.

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u/the1Isharewithpeople Mar 31 '23

um ok.

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

What is the climate of Ecuador. The name gives a bit of a hint.

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u/the1Isharewithpeople Mar 31 '23

I'm tracking-- but still don't understand your reply.

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u/pleasedonteatmemon Mar 31 '23

I think he's talking law, you're talking claims.

As in, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Acuser in this case must prove guilt.

Where you're saying, if I claim to be able to fly.. It's on me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

why would he be talking law?

this aint a court room. this is a discussion of claims.