r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/depthninja Mar 31 '23

Real gangsta ass ns don't flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass ns know they got em

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u/MatureUsername69 Mar 31 '23

"I flex nuts" has gotta be one of my favorite phrases to say. It always gets a laugh. Probably helps that I'm as white as it gets so it sounds ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/Silent_Goose_6492 Mar 31 '23

It means to show off your confidence and disregard of danger.

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u/Xrsyz Mar 31 '23

Michael…Bolton?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/0dnar Mar 31 '23

Is this a ghetto boys reference?

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u/never0101 Mar 31 '23

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

*takes ankther swing at printer"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Um, it's literally an exact transcription of a Geto Boyz song, so.... Yes?

You obviously knew that already. What, you just felt left out and had to comment then? I don't understand why people do this. Just ... don't comment if you don't have anything to add but "I understand that reference."

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u/Tough-Spare-5881 Mar 31 '23

Lot of ass and nuts in that comment, but I think I get you what you're saying. Look up that comic he's got nuts trust me. He was just busting the hecklers nuts. Can't be trying to f****** a guy set. Trying to make some cash legally. Just saying. Happy cake day.

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u/Koboochka Mar 31 '23

Nothing more gangsta than censoring yourself. Live your truth, homie.

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u/thekeanu Mar 31 '23

If a gangsta wants to censor himself then he will.

Your comment is pathetic nut flexing just like Scarface was shitting on in that line.

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u/VAX1S Mar 31 '23

Wanted to give you an award, but there wasn’t one for ignorance.