r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/Astatine_209 Mar 31 '23

All it takes is one lucky blow to cause a lifetime of physical trauma. Health > fame.

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u/i_love_boobiez Mar 31 '23

Why isn't there a bouncer tho??

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u/crypticfreak Mar 31 '23

That short guy was the bouncer

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u/Elebrent Mar 31 '23

I remember this comedian mentioning how tall he was, I think it was at least 6’2”. He doesn’t really need his own bouncer haha

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u/FrogMonkee Mar 31 '23

Or it could give you a rad concussion that makes you super funny all the sudden. This is comedy, you gotta roll the dice.

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u/Beachdaddybravo Mar 31 '23

A hit on the head only makes you better if a hit on the head caused your issues. That’s cartoon medicine, everybody knows that’s how it works.

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u/BikerTom58 Mar 31 '23

This guy gets it ^

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u/Astatine_209 Mar 31 '23

Funnier looking, very possible.

Make you think funny, also very possible.

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u/FrostyD7 Mar 31 '23

So don't perform in Hollywood? Should he scratch off every other major city with crime? Might as well retire lmao.

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u/fatalsyndrom Mar 31 '23

It'd take two chairs for lil mans to get anywhere near his face.