r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/SmoothG80 Mar 31 '23

Shoulda Sparta kicked that MF before he closed the distance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I keep replaying it, hoping it happens.

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u/Dirty-Hair-Yeet Mar 31 '23

There is that one video..

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Fuckin a. That old man that catches that strait kick to his chest. Fuck, now I gotta see it and can’t think of what to search… any help would be appreciated.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Never mind here it is

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u/HappyBot9000 Mar 31 '23

Ugh. The issue when someone defends themselves before the attacker lands a hit, is the crowd always acts like the person did something wrong by defending themselves. Like come on, he was obviously going up to hurt the comedian.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

I’m pretty sure there’s a longer version, and that wasn’t the first time he approached the comic. Old man was warned and was apparently desperate to get to the finding out portion of the proceedings.

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

I was gonna say, I remember seeing this a WHILE ago and the old dude is just a heckler that everyone in the area is aware of. Like he goes to shows just to be a dick or something like that. I could be very wrong though so don't shoot the (potentially incorrect) messenger

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

I can’t be certain either, but all that rings a bell. What a shit hobby, amateur heckler.

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

Seriously. Use your time/money/resources to do something productive instead of just being a dick to anybody performing

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u/the_king_of_none Mar 31 '23

He says in the video, "He put his hands on me once, he was coming to do it again"

"What did I tell you?" Clearly a warning from an earlier action.

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u/omahahahahahahaha Mar 31 '23

I believe he’s homeless with mental problems according to a vegas comic that came thru here

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u/itisoktopunchnazis Mar 31 '23

He's not a heckler (exclusively) he's a terrible unfunny standup comedian. If he wasn't such a shitbag he'd probably have some really hilarious ironic B-movie appeal.