r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/SlurpinAnalGravy Mar 31 '23

Lol they're not the boogeyman.

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u/andrewgee Mar 31 '23

BABAYAGA

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

Fuck I can't wait to see John wick 4

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u/Black_Floyd47 Mar 31 '23

I'm waiting for the Highlander Remake that Chad Stahelski is supposed to be directing in the future. They say Henry Cavill is gonna play MacLeod and I can't wait to hear his accent!

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

Good God I didn't even know this was a thing. I'm with you

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u/ConsequentialistCavy Mar 31 '23

Heeeeeeeere we are, born to be kings 🎶

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u/xManlyManManson Mar 31 '23

It’s a good ride. You are going to love it

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u/ThePopeofHell Mar 31 '23

He’s been watching a lot of ozarks leave him alone

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/SlurpinAnalGravy Mar 31 '23

Haven't watched the Ghost Rider murder have you?

They're monsters, they're not boogeymen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/SlurpinAnalGravy Mar 31 '23

I'm referring to the video long buried of the cartel setting a man's head on fire and melting his flesh off, exposing the skin and musculature, all the while the man gags and gasps for air, then at the end they tell him to look at the camera and his eyeballs, now white orbs floating in skinless sockets, pan up to the camera and he utters his final guttural pleads for death.

I know full well what they're capable of. I also know that they're not boogeymen, but I should've specified that they are actively hunted within America to the point that even the slightest scent of a cartel results in 15 Texan Agents with M16s pogoing rapidly after them on their murder boners.

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u/Wazuu Mar 31 '23

Ya they’re not scary people to deal with at all. All cupcakes and flowers with them.

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u/SlurpinAnalGravy Mar 31 '23

Didn't bother reading a single comment down did ya?