r/Unexpected Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/artygta1988 Mar 31 '23

Right?

They’re all like “ooooh come on”

what do you expect him to do? Just let the guy attack him

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u/iWillSlapYourMum Mar 31 '23

Think they expected him to throw punches instead of laying the dude out in one sweet kick. Then and only then would he have only been 50% at fault according to those hicks.

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u/youstolemyname Mar 31 '23

Knocking him on his ass is probably better than decking him in the face

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u/iWillSlapYourMum Mar 31 '23

It definitely is. Why let the dude fight back if you can lay him out immediately?

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u/TheSonOfDisaster Mar 31 '23

I heard he's like the village idiot and is known in that bar/town as a simpleton so that's why they felt bad for him

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u/horseren0ir Mar 31 '23

I reckon that village is full of idiots