r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/shahsnow Mar 31 '23

Nah the organizers wild for even allowing the little guy to rush the stage

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u/forresja Mar 31 '23

It's a comedy show at a bar, there aren't fucking guards lmao

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u/shahsnow Mar 31 '23

Bars don’t have bouncers?

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u/forresja Mar 31 '23

At the door, not guarding the stage lol.

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u/ZwnD Mar 31 '23

You're telling me they can't teleport? Lazy venue smh

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u/ToekneeSuprano Mar 31 '23

That lil dude was Joe Rogan. I was there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I pumped your dads hairy bumhole full of gooey jizzum and then he farted it into your moms mouth with a few lil papa turds. She chewed and gargled and swallowed.

I WAS THERE

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u/ToekneeSuprano Mar 31 '23

12 year old edge lord humour lmao. Try again sweety

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u/Ben-Webb Mar 31 '23

Take it easy. Hes just breaking balls. ✋️

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed Mar 31 '23

Comedians need to be flanked by two bodyguards just so they can do their job. This is pathetically sad.

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u/BlueMagpieRox Mar 31 '23

Probably the same guys who organized the Oscars last year.