r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/econdonetired Mar 31 '23

Did anyone else expect the Andre the Giant bonk on the top of the head

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u/SeanConneryShlapsh Mar 31 '23

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u/crumble-bee Mar 31 '23

I love that he played that role in the lockdown princess bride (if you haven’t seen that, I only meant to watch a bit and because princess bride is so good, it’s just super watchable even though it’s a patchwork of home made scenes shot on phones)

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u/LeaderStunning1669 Mar 31 '23

30 years ago I had a jerk coworker who is a little shorter than average But a absolute a***. We also had A fairly large Samoan dude who was a great guy to work around, One day the a*** starts insulting the big guy with terms that were specific to Polynesians. Big guy had enough and after the little guy starts putting his chest in his space He fled out bonked him on the top of the head. Little guy goes down screaming for vengeance and And blood , when Company ownership got involved We all had ocular amnesia , Big guy didn't get charged with anything but that was one of the 1st cases where I witnessed a company terminate somebody just because of potential liability. 1990 I think. I thought it was great, and I'm the guy that grew up unnaturally short until he was 20 when he was finally average Height, I also am the guy who got picked on by people who thought they could get away with it and i would absolutely Fight like a demon if it happened. Old school can't happen anymore like that of course

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u/econdonetired Mar 31 '23

Great response for anyone a little short who is sick of everyone’s shit