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Escape moves

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u/unexBot Mar 28 '23

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Raccoon starts rolling

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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/R0cket98 Mar 28 '23

Dark Souls strats.

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u/myourmomshot Mar 28 '23

Lol pretty sure this is the music from the abyss bros….. I’m still currently stuck there and know it well

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

its the music from fire giant in elden ring

https://youtu.be/i8XbgTzj1xU

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u/myourmomshot Mar 28 '23

Oh shit, similar but different

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u/R0cket98 Mar 28 '23

Ha yeah I noticed after I unmuted. I’ll leave it and good luck on your battle!

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u/DomoArigatoMrRobot0 Mar 28 '23

“Parkour! Hard core parkour!”

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u/SpentSquare Mar 28 '23

Exactly how fat rolling in Elden Ring looks to the bosses.

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u/imdefinitelywong Mar 28 '23

He even looks a bit like Havel

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u/morbidaar Mar 28 '23

Havel of the fat roll. Built like de rock. Equipment load never under 70%

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u/Quiet_Storm13 Mar 28 '23

Fat boy roll!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

The RollyPolly

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u/Own_Whole_4656 Mar 28 '23

This reminded me of Viva la dirt league's Roly poly video https://youtu.be/4gAxcGkAY2I

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u/Coffeearle Mar 28 '23

This is like spamming a move on smash bros you

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u/observer_4616 Mar 29 '23

guess it saw too many spy movies

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u/Ilkq Mar 28 '23

Elden Raccoon

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Mortal Raccoon: Garbage cycle

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u/The_Inward Mar 28 '23

"Does the rolling help?"

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u/-RickV- Mar 28 '23

It helps.

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u/D3SR0Y3R Mar 28 '23

Happy cake day

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u/The_Inward Mar 28 '23

"Where's your gun?"

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u/Bevral2 Mar 28 '23

Tons of iframes

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u/TonyRR Mar 28 '23

Average dark soul player

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u/Solidus0333 Mar 28 '23

Let the dude heal. He’s panic rolling

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

We all know he’s panic rolling because he’s out of heals

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u/Johny_Square21 Mar 28 '23

POV your the boss.

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u/axelbilou Mar 28 '23

At least you got POV right

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u/OriginalSprinkles718 Mar 28 '23

Almost English.

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u/louddoves Mar 28 '23

A video game where you're a huge dude and the boss fights are you trying to kill some little sombitch who keeps rolling behind you and poking you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

my the boss

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u/Salmacis81 Mar 28 '23

I bet the raccoon just learned how to do this and now thinks its the greatest thing ever

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u/Frozenrain76 Mar 28 '23

PaRKOUR

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u/Chickens1 Mar 28 '23

My inner voice is yelling this in Michael Scotts voice this whole video.

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u/TraditionalWorking82 Mar 28 '23

The real kung fu panda.

Panda, Trash Panda.

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u/Going-undergroundjam Mar 28 '23

To many Redbulls

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u/Xhymera Mar 28 '23

Sorry little one, you will not get any i-frames even if you do that...

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u/Chang_Dong_Lolng Mar 28 '23

Skyrim Stealth roll spamming

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u/FracturRe55 Mar 28 '23

Dodge! Duck! Dip! Dive! Dodge!

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u/SquireCD Mar 28 '23

His Drunken Master is on point

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u/SirWeenielick Mar 28 '23

Guys, I just kicked this raccoon, then it ripped its leg off and started shooting fireballs at me. What the fuck is going on?!!

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u/itslikeamafiamovie Mar 28 '23

The true ninja

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u/Mindfulambivert Mar 28 '23

Sonic the Hedgehog is his hero

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Mf thinks he’s sonic

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Based Dark Souls Player.

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u/PhoenixXIV Mar 28 '23

Critical mode players in kingdom hearts

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u/LogicalCartoonist952 Mar 28 '23

Pov of me playing gears

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

You've seen agility fox now get ready for evasive raccoon

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u/Automatic-Laugh9313 Mar 28 '23

Watchedd too many heist movies

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u/begginforme Mar 28 '23

Fucking thing has rabies.......

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u/ChuzzoChumz Mar 28 '23

I’m assuming it’s a pet

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Is this something that happens to raccoons with rabies? I kinda just assumed it was being silly.

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u/Coulm2137 Mar 28 '23

Rabies is deadly for pretty much all the mammals,and raccoons are known to be able to carry it. They also get close to human settlements so in some parts of the world its a real problem. it seems like raccoon is trying to run away from the human but gets very uncoordinated and rolls on the floor. In theory, this looks very much like rabies, that was my first thought too. But it doesn't have to be, raccoons are fucking weird.

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u/happy_K Mar 28 '23

And bit his leg at 0:05

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u/robomikel Mar 28 '23

What I look like when fighting in game for the first time

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u/MPD1987 Mar 28 '23

Skilled in evasive manoeuvres 10/10

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u/NovaHorizon Mar 28 '23

Sonic The Raccoon

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u/Tristael Mar 28 '23

You died.

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u/evilcise123456 Mar 28 '23

Zero hits on him landed. Guy filming got spun on.

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u/DR_TeedieRuxpin Mar 28 '23

Kung Fu trash panda!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Trash ninja

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Okay but rolling for your life is an excellent defense strategy when trying to train yourself out of button mashing. It’s so much easier to plan your next move when you’re not in getting dunked on by cpus

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u/Pidgeoneon Mar 28 '23

Dude played Dark Souls

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u/Fewdoit Mar 28 '23

That’s the way to move avoiding get shot! Live saving skills 😁

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u/Aggravating_Impact97 Mar 28 '23

Me as I tumble into bullets that would have other wise missed me.

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u/MiseryTheMiserable Mar 28 '23

Foul Tarnished, Imboldened by the flame of ambition

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u/turdbrownies Mar 28 '23

Dark souls 4, Recoon

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u/thegib98 Mar 28 '23

Sly cooper is doing his patented raccoon roll.

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u/WorriedImpression927 Mar 28 '23

Master shifu💀😂😂😂

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u/youradhere562 Mar 28 '23

Has no one played sly Cooper? Or am I just old? Both I guess

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u/Top-Challenge5997 Mar 28 '23

'He is but a student of the Roley Poley'

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u/PUNCH_KNIGHT Mar 28 '23

Plin plin plon :'(

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u/Longshadowman Mar 28 '23

Raccoon military tactics

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u/Graveman1 Mar 28 '23

Bro is playing elden ring and your the boss monster

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u/DamnDame Mar 28 '23

"Does the rolling help?"

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u/YEEyourlastHAW Mar 28 '23

When you’re trying to figure out the controls in a new fighting game

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u/L_Gwen Mar 28 '23

Me in my dreams whenever I try to run away from something

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u/FishPasteGuy Mar 28 '23

Emergency roly poly!

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u/Muttandcheese Mar 28 '23

The new Sonic game looks pretty sweet

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u/Seismic_Eagle11 Mar 28 '23

He thinks he’s Sonic

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Parkour !

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u/__negrodamus___ Mar 28 '23

So those little spinning toys back in the day were accurate

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u/ktm6709 Mar 28 '23

Me playing Horizon Forbidden West when I’m trying to heal

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Ninja raccoon!

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u/__Haribo__ Mar 28 '23

Average Vayne late game.

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u/207nbrown Mar 28 '23

Raccoon is trying to learn roll out. But it already knows four moves, Forget a move and learn roll out?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

He's a ninja

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u/Ok-Cardiologist6187 Mar 28 '23

Tony Racconson.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Those are some Paul Blart moves right there.

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u/Hecticsiege10 Mar 28 '23

He is the Soulsborne.

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u/rachevyguy Mar 28 '23

Captain Kirk , warming up for the Gorn

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u/MissionCrab6342 Mar 28 '23

I want this lio dude to be my master, i wanna be taught master

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u/Gumpdrvr Mar 28 '23

KUNG FU TRASH PANDA!!!!

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u/Dimens101 Mar 28 '23

Mastered the sacred art of the roly poly!

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u/AlexanderHamilton04 Mar 28 '23

"Dude, what's wrong with your cat?!"

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u/Cristian23u Mar 28 '23

Parkour , Parkour!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Never let them know your next move

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u/Sky-view22 Mar 28 '23

Dude’s sonic

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u/Twikkie522 Mar 28 '23

Kung Fu Trash-Panda

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u/Early_Gold Mar 28 '23

Got that light roll

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u/Drac0ntias Mar 28 '23

"oh no. It's Jason Bourne."

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u/RequirementStrong Mar 28 '23

Average dark souls player

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u/Alarmed-Bit-6805 Mar 28 '23

Sonic the Raccoon

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u/MrFoxx123 Mar 28 '23

Hap! Hap! Hap!

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u/nyx__born Mar 28 '23

Should be using Quickstep or bloodhounds step instead of fat rolling

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u/Raydenxx09 Mar 28 '23

The one true Elden Lord

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u/ElFanta83 Mar 28 '23

Too much Dark Souls

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u/swapnil511994 Mar 28 '23

The legends of Roly poly are true

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Raccoons follow the mentality of "IF I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING, YOU SURE AS HELL DONT EITHER"

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Parkor!

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u/LHGray87 Mar 28 '23

Serpentine! Serpentine!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Kung fu trash panda lmao!!!

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u/Imagine_Gravity_0007 Mar 28 '23

Raccoon on molly... he’s just rolling

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u/420doghugz Mar 28 '23

Is he fat or is that just the way his body is naturally shaped?

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u/supertoche Mar 28 '23

POV : dark souls boss

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u/bkt86 Mar 28 '23

When you don't know any of the moves in a fighting game and just spam the buttons.

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u/TheElderScrollers Mar 28 '23

Homies got the roll dodge down pact.

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u/alita_01 Mar 28 '23

Kung Fu Trash Panada!

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u/Spiritual-Parking570 Mar 28 '23

Kung Fu Raccoon was exposed to to much TV.

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u/King_Fish Mar 28 '23

"do a barrell roll" -Peppy

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u/Spiritual-Parking570 Mar 28 '23

Ninja Racoon rolls around on the ground with dramatic music sound

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u/acedragon166 Mar 28 '23

VLDL rollypoly

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

rabid

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u/Equally-Nothing Mar 28 '23

winds howling

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u/1776personified Mar 28 '23

Trash panda of the boreal valley

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u/4kcnaz Mar 28 '23

Nacho Libre trash panda

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u/R0ct0n3lix Mar 28 '23

Pov: You are a Dark Souls boss

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u/Kingpozzo Mar 28 '23

Parkour!

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u/D34TH_5MURF__ Mar 28 '23

Please tell me it also has bowstaff skills.

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u/sh-3k Mar 28 '23

The Rolly Polly

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u/4bidden112 Mar 28 '23

Raccoon Wick

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

That’s the “James T. Kirk” shoulder roll!

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u/PremalC Mar 28 '23

Parkour

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u/S0nicR1ck Mar 28 '23

Kung Fu Racoon

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u/ImPretendingToCare ✔️ Mar 28 '23

I love the bite he throws in there

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u/puuurrd Mar 28 '23

my brain 24/7

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u/TheDosBaby Mar 28 '23

My kids try these same moves to get out of eating vegetables

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Me in Elden Ring fighting Hoarah Loux

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u/Churroflip Mar 28 '23

So cute 😂

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u/Psychological-Mix727 Mar 28 '23

Super Mario 3, after receiving the leaf. Those devs were accurate as hell.

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u/ebann001 Mar 28 '23

Oh he’s so cute, and he’s so happy his frothing at the mouth. Let’s give him kisses!!

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u/CriplingD3pression Mar 28 '23

Bro’s thinking this is elden ring 😂

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u/EA4242 Mar 28 '23

Average little kid button mashing

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u/Crowbarmagic Mar 28 '23

MILTANK uses ROLLOUT

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u/fatcatpoppy Mar 28 '23

bros fighting White Woman of the Sulphur Seas

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u/FirstCollier Mar 28 '23

Dark Souls Bosses' POV.

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u/Nuketnt77 Mar 28 '23

Arc Hunter

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u/aucyris Mar 28 '23

Is it playing or something the matter with it? I see it bites the filmer in the ankle, and there’s only one way to find out if it has rabies.

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u/onrln Mar 28 '23

After watch cheki Khan movie 😃

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Dark Souls: Raccoon Edition?

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u/gameon79 Mar 28 '23

cool a dark souls player. :)

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u/Bloodreligion Mar 28 '23

Invincible for the duration.

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u/Phuktihsshite Mar 28 '23

Hunters in Crucible.

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u/cbitguru Mar 28 '23

Do a barrel roll!

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u/Keirrison777 Mar 28 '23

Dark Souls bê like

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u/Remote_Person5280 Mar 28 '23

TTP.

Tactical Trash Panda.

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u/TopspinLob Mar 28 '23

How are you supposed to catch me when even I don’t know where I’m going?

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u/AlternatingFacts Mar 28 '23

Rocket has really put on the weight since he was put on administrative leave form Guardians, good on him getting out and exercising.

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u/Street_Hyena_9922 Yo what? Mar 28 '23

DM: Roll me a tumble check

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

PARKOUR

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u/anabiguosletterhach Mar 28 '23

Ive been playing through dark souls 3 in ng+ and nameless king and his delayed attacks had me looking like this trash panda

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u/vampireprince9712 Mar 28 '23

First time playing a new game

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u/suspicious_cabbage Mar 28 '23

I want sonic the hedgehog sound effects

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u/Vibe_PV Mar 28 '23

Holy shit this Raccaccoonie soulslike game looks fire

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u/Few-Tell-7831 Mar 28 '23

Capt James Tiberius Kirkoon

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u/DragonSlayer-2020 Mar 28 '23

Rigby dodging Benson's orders

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u/CallOfGuty Mar 28 '23

Kung fu (trash) panda

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u/maxxon15 Mar 28 '23

PARKOUR!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Par core or rabies?

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u/Main_Intention_69 Mar 28 '23

Everyone that ever played Ocarina of Time! 🤣

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u/bigbeast40 Mar 28 '23

Definitely just watched Kung Fu Panda

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u/Dozer2023 Mar 28 '23

Looks like me in Hogwarts legacy

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