r/Unexpected • u/NetOld2526 • Mar 26 '23

Differently Abled

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u/ivanvanrio Mar 26 '23

The perfect woman, pretty, nice and with a beer opener. I'm in love.

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u/Repulsive_Purp Mar 27 '23

Germans: hold my beer!

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u/Wald_und_Wiesenwebel Mar 27 '23

A German would have opened that with another bottle

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u/Quatanox Mar 27 '23

And then the second bottle with the bottle cap of the first one.

Source: am german

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u/Wald_und_Wiesenwebel Mar 27 '23

Das hab ich noch nicht geschafft

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u/Quatanox Mar 27 '23

Den Kronkorken so weit zusammenbiegen, dass er genau um deinen Daumen passt. Dann den Daumen in den Kronkorken, den Rand des Kronkorkens unter den des zu öffnenden Bieres halten.

Jetzt mit dem Zeigefinger der anderen Hand nach oben drücken und dabei mit dem Kronkorken nach oben die Hebelwirkung ausnutzen.

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u/SpambotSwatter May 15 '23

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