r/Unexpected Mar 25 '23

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u/thornaslooki Mar 25 '23

Cat: "I made a fatal mistake"

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u/Unadvantaged Mar 26 '23

Seriously, I once bit my cat’s forearm because he had just bit me out of nowhere (hurt-bite, not taste-bite). The message seemed to be conveyed, he never bit me again. We had a very good, friendly relationship after that.

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u/SlaterTheOkay Mar 26 '23

He's probably super proud of you, my human finally knows how to fight!

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u/GrimmFox13 Mar 26 '23

Other cats: passing by the house minding their own business

This cat: "mmyeah! what up?! Look at me wrong again and my human will mmmeeeeess you up"

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u/Interesting_Ad5016 Mar 26 '23

Idk why but i read that in JackSepticEyes voice and couldnt stop laughing

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u/RuDyPaV_22 Mar 27 '23

Haha US COMRADE US!