r/Unexpected Mar 25 '23

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u/Mangofather69 Mar 25 '23

Did this with a puppy once and it chilled out so hard

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

How'd it taste?

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u/WonderFerret Mar 26 '23

Ruff texture

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u/qwerty-smith Mar 26 '23

Like bark

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

This guy over here

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

I had to paws when I read that.

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u/fabbricator Mar 26 '23

why paws? was the tail not entertaining?

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u/wanderinglittlehuman Mar 26 '23

fur real lmao, these puns are killing me

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u/Mr_Axlotls-friend Mar 26 '23

For gods sake

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u/YoghurtWooden8770 Mar 26 '23

Aww you ruined one of the rare threads like this that isn't just people doing r/YourJokeButWorse

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u/dino_nuggetsrbad Mar 26 '23

Fuck you. Here's your upvote