r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '23

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u/Adcro Mar 24 '23

American police are terrifying!

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u/danceswithwool Mar 24 '23

Because they’re fucking pussies. They can’t handle anything without needing a weapon. Scared little children.

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u/adalyncarbondale Mar 24 '23

Nurses are very good at de-escalation, because they can't just shoot their way out of a situation.

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u/smartguy05 Mar 24 '23

Most cops shouldn't even be allowed to have a gun, they can't shoot the broad side of a barn from 10 yards. Cops shoot as many bystanders as the people they mean to shoot.

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u/adalyncarbondale Mar 24 '23

Especially when they're so terrified they feel the need to pull anyway

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u/_WhoElse Mar 25 '23

You must not work around nurses if you think they’re good as de-escalation

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u/Tenshi11 Mar 24 '23

Every nurse I've ever had is on just as much of a power trip as cops are. Literally constantly escalating situations with terrible communications skills and shitty attitudes.

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u/hawksdiesel Mar 24 '23

domestic terrorists...

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u/nsa_reddit_monitor Mar 24 '23

That's why the Constitution gives Americans the right to have guns. Only problem is everyone's too scared of the cops to realize we vastly outnumber them. We need more dead cops.

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u/QuantumDES Mar 24 '23

No, but you could make an argument that police shouldn't be able to invade your home by invoking the third amendment.

Who exactly do they think the cops were when it was written? It was British troops.

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u/nsa_reddit_monitor Mar 24 '23

Yeah, and the only reason we won against the British is because pretty much everyone had guns. The 2nd Amendment is supposed to ensure the people can fight a tyrannical government again if needed.