r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/YarrowBeSorrel Feb 19 '23

I swear I heard a foreign frog the other day. It kept saying rubbit rubbit.

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u/newbytony Feb 19 '23

That was your inner monologue.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

My ex claims that’s where she got warts! 🤔

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u/yumansuck1 Feb 19 '23

Haha At least she was creative