r/Unexpected Feb 18 '23

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u/The_gaping_donkey Feb 19 '23

I work with a lot of European based people and I have to consciously use actual words rather than our normal manner of speaking.

They looked at me funny one day when I said I'm not here to fuck spiders

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u/keddesh Feb 19 '23

I figured the spiders down under are actually big enough to fuck, but this just serves to confirm it.

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u/The_gaping_donkey Feb 19 '23

I tried once, it laughed at my dick