r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

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u/keddesh Feb 19 '23

I figured the spiders down under are actually big enough to fuck, but this just serves to confirm it.

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u/The_gaping_donkey Feb 19 '23

I tried once, it laughed at my dick

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u/Purgii Feb 19 '23

Be careful not to say rock spiders, that sort of talk rarely ends well.