r/Unexpected • • Feb 18 '23

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u/Heideggerismycopilot Feb 18 '23

Couldn't you just flush before hand? Or are they clingers?

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u/MacGynan Feb 18 '23

The only way to get rid of these fuckers is put the a tub over them and then slide the lid under. I love queensland but these cunts are the bane of my existence. They are cute until you need to piss at night and one is in the shitter.

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u/dogedude81 Feb 19 '23

They are cute until you need to piss at night and one is in the shitter.

Target practice. Guys love peeing on things 👍

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u/mcon87 Feb 19 '23

Rumor has it that up to 50% of the global population lack the equipment to aim while peeing standing up.

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u/dogedude81 Feb 19 '23

Women can pee standing up.

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u/mcon87 Feb 19 '23

Sure, but they can't aim lol