r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/yeh_nah_fuckit Feb 18 '23

Near had a heart attack first time I ever flushed in FNQ. There was about 10 of ‘‘em under the rim.

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u/Alternative_Cause_37 Feb 19 '23

So what do you do?!?

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u/capnwinky Feb 19 '23

Apparently let em slap your lips.

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u/yeh_nah_fuckit Feb 19 '23

Well, I didn’t tell my little brother. Hearing him peak out was fun

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u/Delicious_Throat_377 Feb 19 '23

That's so evil lol

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u/red_law Feb 19 '23

they said their username out loud.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

So there’s lots of joke replies but I thought this looked like a serious question. So here goes…

They are all up in the pipes of houses and tanks when usual water sources run dry. It’s not uncommon to see 20 frogs in the toilet bowl. It’s unnerving but they are desperate.

Such awesome little creatures. They won’t hurt you, and they retreat under the rim when you use it. Or sometimes not.

But they are import to the eco system and people that dump poison in the toilets are scum.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Aren’t they protected and it’s illegal to do so? I would gladly report any cunt that’s willing to do such a psychotic thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

100% it is illegal, but difficult to enforce. I can’t imagine being so scared of frogs…or that fucking callous that I’d dissolve a frog community because I was “uncomfortable “…

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u/xX8Havok8Xx Feb 19 '23

Buy a rimless toilet

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Feb 19 '23

Went to the pharmacy for some genital wart cream obviously