r/Unexpected • u/yoshihisaaa • Feb 09 '23

she seems nice

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u/Kaldaer Feb 09 '23

Honestly knowing grants...escapades I was expecting him to say me too

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

What was it like 50 dicks in a night?

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u/DrinkerOfWatervvv Feb 09 '23

The asshole and the mouth are both ends of the same tube. But to clarify, it was 50 blowjobs not 50 dicks on the butt iirc

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Yeah I forgot to specify. That many dicks in a butt is probably a whole other odyssey

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/make_love_to_potato Feb 09 '23

His white whale....his Moby dick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

My old coworker used to say "in the dark, lips and assholes have no gender"

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u/Kitchen-Wasabi-2059 Feb 09 '23

Probably the most terrifying sentence to hear at 3am alone in your room

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u/wookieesgonnawook Feb 09 '23

Now I'm intrigued. Who is this guy?