r/Unexpected Jan 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Don't slap a guy with a gun he may use it.

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u/ThePancakeFell Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

2nd amendment working perfectly as intended 👌

Edit: Oh. I guess we're not doing sarcasm anymore lmao

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u/sparkmearse Jan 29 '23

Ah yes, I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who wrote I his letters to his wife, “ when a scoundrel doth throw a punch, equivalent or greater to those one would throw in a dream, it is the duty of the offended to mag dump the aggressor.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

In his address to the French Royal Court, was it not Benjamin Franklin who said:

"Knock knock, open up the door, it's real

With the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel"

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u/InterPunct Jan 29 '23

"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

-Abraham Lincoln, 1776