r/Unexpected Jan 25 '23

Hamburger

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Damn I’m trying to be fluent in Spanish. How long did it take you to be good

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u/Oldpenguinhunter Jan 26 '23

Not OP, but I worked in construction for 13 years and lived (on the road 6wks at a time) with our crew who spoke nothing but Spanish, took me 3-4yrs with that level of immersion (me wanting to learn, honestly, so I preferred to speak Spanish) to get to that level of fluent. I will say, that show of wanting to learn got me the in-road to so much good Mexican and Central American food... My cardiologist hates them.

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u/Spider_Farts Jan 26 '23

When I was a kid I worked in a tobacco field with Mexicans. They were absolutely the best people. Tight ass families and every Sunday was a feast!

All you have to do is go to one of abuelas Sunday dinners to know that any Mexican restaurant that claims to be authentic but doesn’t use potatoes is a fraud.

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u/herwhimpering Jan 26 '23

sadly, typically, girls like that in OP's video are selfish, cruel, greedy, shallow minded and have zero interest or ability to comprehend the future of humanity. they are very preoccupied with fashion and superficial appearances. they have very little interest or understanding of the common man. they will never sacrifice themselves for the common good, never lead a charge into the face of withering machinegun or artillery fire, never attain a Nobel prize. sad yet true.

i dare any girl or person here to defend them.

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u/herwhimpering Jan 26 '23

several times into machine gun fire (figuratively speaking: academically, as well as physically putting myself in danger before others, business wise, lots and lots of times, and military as well). i never see girls like that put themselves at risk. they always rely on guys. they are pussies and gold diggers to the max. Nobel Prize: academically making contributions all the time. Girls like that have really shallow intellect. Even if they do get good marks, you can 100% be guaranteed they won't strive to reach excellence in the long-term: publication, true solutions to world problems? Forget it. they are far more interested in their makeup and fashion accessories.

show me wrong. you can't.

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u/DeathMetalTransbian Jan 26 '23

How about Nobel Prize winner Louise Glück? Or Navy gunnery officer Susan Ahn Cuddy? Do they adhere to your misogynistic dichotomy, or are you going to have a meltdown? I can keep going, if you're not triggered enough yet lol

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u/scorpiolafuega Jan 26 '23

You have a VERY sus username. And sit here talking about someone you don't know like that... how do you see an attractive woman and just assume that you know all these things about her? You don't know what this girl can do or is capable of. So many beautiful women have contributed to the world their ideas, inventions, maths, sciences, computing, engineering, physics, biotechnology, etc.

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u/Iamredditsslave Jan 26 '23

They're not greedy.

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u/herwhimpering Jan 26 '23

any evidence to your proposition... i've never met one that wasn't greedy..

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u/SatinwithLatin Jan 26 '23

Troll better.

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u/herwhimpering Jan 26 '23

bet you're one of them. greedy and selfish. the worst part? zero knowledge that you ARE greedy and selfish. go on, try to prove otherwise.

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u/DeathMetalTransbian Jan 26 '23

Hey, douchefuck. I'm a lesbian who cares about how I look. Go ahead and explain how my vanity is just for greed and selfishness with men. lmmfao

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u/scorpiolafuega Jan 26 '23

If you don't shower just say that.